The "D" Word

Recently I told the story to Riley of how Tim and I met. She wanted to share this story with her cousin Max. She began to tell him the story and then stopped suddenly, "Mom, I can't tell him the story because there is a bad word in it." I stop and think to myself (I don't recall using any cuss words). "What bad word are you talking about Riley?" She stops and takes a big breath then says, " You know Mom, the "D" word. Daddy called you a Democrat."